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T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator in a tall building
When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde
already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it?? Duuhhh?!!"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T - - - Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

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