Submit A Joke, Funny Jookes

audo · 12-09-2004, 03:16 AM

T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator in a tall building
When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde
already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said,
T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it?? Duuhhh?!!"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T - - - Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

JamieLee · 04-27-2005, 12:35 PM

I like that.

A3 KID · 04-27-2005, 12:45 PM

a baby seal walks into a bar and sits down
"what can i get you?" asked the barman
"anything but a canadian club " replies the seal

a guy in a bar starts talking to a girl.
"whats your name?" he asks
"why my name is carmen. it used to be mary
but i changed it because i love cars and men"
"whats yours" she asks
the man thought for a second. "beersex"

JamieLee · 04-27-2005, 01:35 PM

ok, that is such a guy joke, but i thought it was funny. Makes my day less boring, & i definately needed a good laugh

A3 KID · 04-28-2005, 01:27 PM

its a bar joke so yeah its a man thing as there usually always there lol

JamieLee · 05-03-2005, 10:34 AM

i can't argue with that

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

12-09-2004, 03:16 AM	#1 (permalink)
audo Newbie Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2 Gallery: (0)	T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T. A business man got on an elevator in a tall building When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again answers "S-H-I-T The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it?? Duuhhh?!!" The man answered, "S-H-I-T - - - Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."

Remove Advertisements Sponsored Links
Audi Forum Advertisement

04-27-2005, 12:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
JamieLee Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 10 Gallery: (0)	I like that.

04-27-2005, 12:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
A3 KID Senior Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 272 Gallery: (0)	a baby seal walks into a bar and sits down "what can i get you?" asked the barman "anything but a canadian club " replies the seal a guy in a bar starts talking to a girl. "whats your name?" he asks "why my name is carmen. it used to be mary but i changed it because i love cars and men" "whats yours" she asks the man thought for a second. "beersex"

04-27-2005, 01:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
JamieLee Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 10 Gallery: (0)	ok, that is such a guy joke, but i thought it was funny. Makes my day less boring, & i definately needed a good laugh

04-28-2005, 01:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
A3 KID Senior Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 272 Gallery: (0)	its a bar joke so yeah its a man thing as there usually always there lol

05-03-2005, 10:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
JamieLee Newbie Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 10 Gallery: (0)	i can't argue with that

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)