a baby seal walks into a bar and sits down
"what can i get you?" asked the barman
"anything but a canadian club " replies the seal
a guy in a bar starts talking to a girl.
"whats your name?" he asks
"why my name is carmen. it used to be mary
but i changed it because i love cars and men"
"whats yours" she asks
the man thought for a second. "beersex"
